As Gardiner further analyzed the coverage in the early days of the invasion, he saw what he believed was a pattern of misinformation being fed to the press.

There's going to be a five-page section on how much America West Airlines blows.

It's not sibling rivalry if you're always getting your ass kicked.

"How could they have blown it?" you'll think to yourself. "They were locked in and so close to home."

The best part of playing poker for five straight days in Las Vegas? The second-hand smoke drifting over from the slots.

That was when my big bro said, "'I love you' is like relationship duct tape." So there you go, kids. If you’ve dinged up the relationship a little bit, apply the “I love you” duct tape, and you’ll be back on the road in no time.

I am a hollow man, and this is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, this is the way that the world ends...

I know that I've been a little slow with the content lately, but it's been a bit hectic around here.

That was when I said, “You know what, who cares about those penguins? Whatever, dude.”

i'm completely stressed out during the actual interviews because I can't stop worrying that I'm sounding like a nitwit and that I will be haunted forever by an unfortunate turn of phrase.