You Have Got to Be Kidding

Some people are too uptight. My thinking is this: If you find yourself in a place where there’s a chance that you could get killed at any moment and in any number of horrible ways, have as much sex as you can. Live it up. Make every day a party, sex-wise, as long as nobody (a spouse or significant other) is being deceived or hurt. If anything, we should be sending them the highest quality American porn that we can produce, you know, to help them pass the time in a pleasant manner.