I haven't been posting shit for the past two weeks. Hey, I'm traveling, so give me a break. When I get back, toward the end of the week, I'll be posting about my last trip to Las Vegas (Big Daddy again made money [I'm Big Daddy]) and about the Pacific Northwest Museum Tour, which has so far been a blast. Some beyotch did rear-end me this afternoon (don't be gross; she hit my car) while we were driving around in downtown Vancouver, but there wasn't that much damage, I mean beyond damage to my delicate psyche, and we moved on from there.

To hold my loyal readers (all three of you) over until I get back, here's some comedy from McSweeney's.