Father: Come on, hurry up, we're gonna be late!

The last time that one of my poker buddies met up with me in Las Vegas, we ended up making lots of new friends and raking in tons of cash.

Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, but in ways that are carefully cloaked in metaphor and allegory, so they require lengthy interpretation, in a Zen sort of way, so help you Buddha?

California has the potential to alter the dynamics of the primary season in ways that could resonate in the general election. 

You're goddamn right.

The August Poker Report has disappeared entirely. It's just gone, almost as if it had never existed.

Some men are utterly screwed up and should be avoided.

A man looking for oblivion should be allowed to have it.

Nearly a month after the last of the storms, much of the park is still closed off.

What cannot be said will get wept.

Life may be sad past saying...