Advanced Bertian Theory
We're Like Crystal, We Break Easy
Alvarez and McManus
I'm reading A. Alvarez's The Biggest Game in Town, a book about
the 1981 World Series of Poker, and I ran across a quote about a poker
player losing his roll and then "sleeping for an hour, then crying for
an hour, then sleeping for an hour."
Tenderized and Terrorized
My Book Makes a Great Gift
Amazon.com Reviews
Amazon.com Reviews: I don't have any, and, at this point, it's a little embarrassing. There are some books on Amazon that one wouldn't think would have sold a single copy, but they have, and somebody has taken the time to write a review. So, you lazy bastards, I thought that I'd help you out by giving you some sample Amazon.com reviews that you can borrow and make your very own.
This book is so beautiful, that if it were sitting at a bar, I'd go up to it and "make my move," probably get shot down, and then go home and weep gently into my pillow.
A Poker Emergency
If you want to take my money playing poker, get really, really drunk.
Let’s Ride the Pony, Gentlemen
It was Ivan’s turn to deal. After the deal, we all go to look at our
cards before the first round of betting. Ivan, to “get it started
right,” then says, “Let’s ride the pony, gentlemen.” There was a
horrible, awkward pause.
I Know What You Dig, Baby
I Love Canada Like a Republican Loves Injustice: A Lot
