You don’t have to lie to me. We both know what you’re into, and it’s cool with me, really. I’m not gonna judge you. We all have our thing, and I know that what you really crave is some…photography.

Early next week, baby, you can come back and check out the “Photography” section of my website. I studied photography for a long time, so these aren’t going to be lame pictures of my vacation or my plants or where I work. They're going to be lame pictures of arty stuff. I know you can’t wait, but don’t worry, I’ll take care of you, I’ll take care of you real good. Yeah.