Dude, get it together.
Seriously, you need to mellow out.
Don't tell me to mellow out; that's what my therapist is for.
Therapist? Really? Bro, I don't think it's taking. Next time, don't find your therapist off the side of a bus. Sorry if I'm being bossy again.
Off the side of a bus? Man, bro, that was mean. I thought poets were supposed to be sensitive.
I got carried away. And that thing about poets being sensitive? It's a lie. We would slit each other's throats in a second to get reviewed, that is, if we didn't faint at the sight of a knife.
Get Your Goddamn Site to Work
Dude, get it together.
Dude, I'm Trying
Seriously, you need to mellow out.
You're Not the Boss of Me
Don't tell me to mellow out; that's what my therapist is for.
You're Getting Ripped Off
Therapist? Really? Bro, I don't think it's taking. Next time, don't find your therapist off the side of a bus. Sorry if I'm being bossy again.
That Was Hurtful
Off the side of a bus? Man, bro, that was mean. I thought poets were supposed to be sensitive.
You're Right, I'm Sorry
I got carried away. And that thing about poets being sensitive? It's a lie. We would slit each other's throats in a second to get reviewed, that is, if we didn't faint at the sight of a knife.