Are you socially awkward? Do you feel generally useless with strangers. Then, fellow nerd, these products may be for you.

How satisfied you are with your life is not at all the same thing as how you feel while you are living it.

In the House, the state’s delegation will comprise 34 Democrats, or more than 15 percent of the Democratic membership.

Chew on that one for a while, America.

Currently, Sonya Chung, one of my best buddies, and I are in disagreement.

It wants every word, all the lingo: idioms and euphemisms, sacred or profane, dead or alive, the King’s English or the street’s.

I've just about got those bastards memorized by now.

At that point, I had been out of the writing life for so long that I had felt like that life was dead to me, so that fellowship meant everything.

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Okay, this is going to be a tricky one. For a few months now, I’ve wanted to write about William Logan for my little website, but two questions stopped me. First, Who am I? And, second, Who really cares?

If each foot took us back a year,
the dark below would be
immaculate...

I wish, because, dude, that sounds awesome.