(Editor's Note: Yeah, this Poker Report is from events that took place five months ago, but you try living my life. Exactly. That's what I thought.)

The 10 most outrageous civil liberties violations of 2006.

Can I get that with extra donkey?

But my life isn't all about shiftlessness and dissipation (only, like, ninety percent).

I'm not even joking.

The president departs tomorrow for Bulgaria.

Are you socially awkward? Do you feel generally useless with strangers. Then, fellow nerd, these products may be for you.

How satisfied you are with your life is not at all the same thing as how you feel while you are living it.

In the House, the state’s delegation will comprise 34 Democrats, or more than 15 percent of the Democratic membership.

Chew on that one for a while, America.